Call of the Wild

February 7, 2012
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Feb. 04, 2012, 9:43 a.m. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Ever since I got home from my trip to the immigration office and saw all those Thai women getting permits for their men, I’ve been feeling a bit strange. A few minutes ago, I had to go pee, but standing over the toilet, […]

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Domesticating Your Man

February 4, 2012
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Well, I’ve successfully extended my stay in Thailand for another 30 days. Actually, after Jan and I had our we-may-never-see-each-other-again sex this morning, she decided to accompany me to the immigration office. At first, I thought I must have hit one out of the park, inspiring her to come along to personally ensure I’d be […]

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Expelled Again?

January 31, 2012
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I’ve been travelling and living in China and Thailand for six years now, and the one consistent question I’m asked when I enter these countries is, “So, when are you leaving?” This is the same question many women used to ask me when I slept over, usually well before the sleeping part began. Ironically, my […]

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Jelly Belly Disease

January 26, 2012
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When I first arrived in Thailand eighteen months ago, I couldn’t help notice that many of the western men here were, um, rather stoutly built around the middle. I chalked this up to age (most were in their mid-fifties or early sixties), and didn’t think too much about it. Owing to my favorable genetics and daily […]

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Spicing Up My Sex Life

January 23, 2012
Spicing Up My Sex Life Thumbnail by RJ Silver

Well, it’s been 16 months since Jan and I first became intimate, and the new girlfriend smell has definitely worn off. Nothing that was new is new anymore. I now know where everything is except that one elusive spot, and frankly, I don’t think any man knows where that is. As far we’re concerned, it’s […]

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Introducing My Lizard

January 19, 2012
Introducing My Lizard Thumbnail by RJ Silver

He’s green, as  you might expect. He comes out more frequently at night, which is also typical. He has an unusually long head. But he’s only 4 inches (or 10 centimeters) in total length, which might disappoint some. Oh, and he spends a lot of time on Steve Doocy’s face. And if you already think it’s […]

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