Have You Pooped On Your Patch of Sidewalk Today?

March 14, 2012
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Let’s face it: everyone is seeking that little patch of life we can call our own. Most of us seek it through family. Others try to carve it out in our careers. Still others are more literal and build beautiful homes. I, personally, have had many patches of life along the way. Indeed, I’m what […]

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Women, Barbie, And Me (Part 2)

March 4, 2012
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It took me a week to find a new Ken, Barbie, and suitable dollhouse. When I got them home, the first thing I did was sit Ken down for a little heart-to-heart. “Ken,” I said, “I know you’re a young, strapping guy desperately in need of getting some. But there are stages to these things. […]

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Women, Barbie, And Me (Part 1)

February 22, 2012
Women, Barbie, and Me Part 1 Thumbnail by RJ Silver

After reading a great deal about how mercury from my dental amalgams was making me stupid (I’d been searching for the cause for years), I finally went to a dentist the other day to have my four amalgam fillings replaced with porcelain composites. I haven’t been to many dentists in my life, so this was […]

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Call of the Wild

February 7, 2012
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Feb. 04, 2012, 9:43 a.m. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Ever since I got home from my trip to the immigration office and saw all those Thai women getting permits for their men, I’ve been feeling a bit strange. A few minutes ago, I had to go pee, but standing over the toilet, […]

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Domesticating Your Man

February 4, 2012
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Well, I’ve successfully extended my stay in Thailand for another 30 days. Actually, after Jan and I had our we-may-never-see-each-other-again sex this morning, she decided to accompany me to the immigration office. At first, I thought I must have hit one out of the park, inspiring her to come along to personally ensure I’d be […]

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Expelled Again?

January 31, 2012
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I’ve been travelling and living in China and Thailand for six years now, and the one consistent question I’m asked when I enter these countries is, “So, when are you leaving?” This is the same question many women used to ask me when I slept over, usually well before the sleeping part began. Ironically, my […]

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